went to the bar with michael ann and michael. told them the ridiculous dramas of the prior evening. then homeboy showed up looking radiant as ever ((which i have decided i should start saying because that's a cool thing that raggedy old men say sometimes)) with another og cat. chilled at his place a bit later. then shit was weird. and now she texts me to make sure we weren't fucking or something?!?!? i don't know. i'm about to drop this thing entirely.

the nasty lake i swam in as a kid is filled with toxic algae. dogs and children are dying.

twins owned the chisox in today's doubleheader.

jim thome owned michael redmond in game two's bat-to-the-header. painful.

mauer replaced him and matt garza was moved to 8 in the lineup. first time a pitcher has been at-bat in the AL since 2000. he struck out and left the field laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation. i laughed too.

morneau homered three times. go justin!