ohemgee is that eminem?



pre-makeout rampage that i have yet to recall.



pictured left: drunklor and sleepy.
pictured right: hungoverlor and almost late to work.



yes, bobby, i'll have a medium triple soy mocha. no thanks on the whip cream. you have a great day too.

boiler room.

11pm.

kill for the kingdom.

with bells on, fuckers.

tomorrow:

kill for the kingdom show.

come to boiler room tomorrow at 11 to check my friends rock ((or not, who knows)).



also, best wishes to my pablitox in the hospital. ((sad panda))

broadcasting live from my new chair that really ties the room together.

i think i should spend the rest of my night sitting on my chair upside-down and practicing backward somersaulting off of it. you know, for special guest or featured artist entrances.



i'm actually slightly disappointed that i the places i went tonight were places i guess i could have gone earlier. i went to boiler room to catch some hip-hop. i felt bad for talking it up to homeboy, but it sucked when he got there so he left, but then the people that were on stage earlier and were good went back up again and were alright and then sucked again when we left. thursday night! bi-polar hip-hop night! whatever.



in between i went to hailey's for barf-night, err 80's night... whatever. it's ultra-upsetting since the only other times i've been there were for fucking great shows. whatever.





at least haters can't say shit because they were all there and probably danced. gross.

too much drinking went on in the past week for me to remember most things... but some of the photographs reminded me...



jupiter house is no longer open 24hrs. what. the. fuck. what am i supposed to be antisocial at HOME?!?



my frogs were cute with me one night. they make me so happy. wait... where did snowflake go??



okay, back to cute.



momx visited for five days of drunken amazing times.



we played pool at the boiler room and i apparently introduced momx to everyone and didn't learn about it until last night when everyone asked where she was and said she was awesome. she is awesome.




while we were playing pool i remember some weird lawyer talking to us, and i wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or my mom but then his friend was like "hey, man, have you called your wife back yet?" and we laughed at him.



we shopped and i bought TWO dresses and we tried to find accessories even but we couldn't so i bought a hat instead.




((hey, sx, remember these???))



ALL junk stores should have junk jewelry for junk prices.



i got caught looking at myself when someone pointed out the sign that says "only you can stop narcissism."






this dress is totally julia roberts in pretty woman when the guy that plays george kostanza totally calls her out for being a hooker at the polo game or horse races or whatever. i didn't buy it.




this dress is the happiest dress in the world. but weird because my boobs are too big. my gut fits into it just fine, but i have to push my boobs in to zip the back. i totally bought it.



momx did not buy that dress. ((le sigh of relief))




awww



this building is in austin i think and there is one like it in minneapolis and i think mary tyler moore was filmed there or something i heard once... we call it "ghetto in the sky". if they released a videogame that took place inside ghetto in the sky, i would totally play it.






dci san antonio regional.

go blue team!

i'll rant about that later.



also, we drank and painted.

i have a camera!!!



like you didn't see that one coming...



box5, baby.



the new focus.



kiddie porn high... triple ace.



i think owning one of those windshield reflectors makes me an official texan. gross.



the dirt and marigolds are coming in nice this year.



i like to start my non-time-constrainted days with rum fruit smoothies. the smoothie part is optional... but peach-oj-applesauce smoothies actually just taste like mango. pretty awesome. there will probably be a recipe with photos up later.



in the mood for a coldcut sandwich.



stole some of cx's lunchmeat...



... and threw out some of cx's lunchmeat. ew.




and opted for grilled cheese with pepperjack... recipe also soon to come.



karaoke.




stock.




most delicious thing in the world. recipe... soon.



and now for pictures of how awesome i am...

i got bodyslammed by newkidatog after monday's karaoke...



and fell on my knee carrying a 50lb tray at the og.



all kinds of awesome.