i'm not sure why i continue to make pseudo-plans with you more than 20 minutes in advance when i know they will fall through. anything between 40 minutes to three hours has a thirty per cent chance of working out and anything over 12 hours doesn't stand a chance.

and i still can't buy the intimidation factor when you have the balls to say or do some pretty shitty things.

in other recent news, i love hotdogs.

also, i'm pretty sure i am set on becoming a complete recluse. i'll just sit in my room with wellington also wearing nothing but a hat and slippers and blog about how i still hate people.

i think my attic creature left me too. how lonely.

ushistoryteacherx said:

have you seen gone with the wind?

mengtar said:

not since i was six.

ushistoryteacherx said:

you are defiant in your duties as an american citizen... and as a southerner.

mengtar said:

i'm a yankee.

ushistoryteacherx said:

and with that, we need take a break.

((during the same period))

ushistoryteacherx said:

we need another andrew jackson. i want my president to shoot somebody.

((amazing))

also, i'm beginning to develop a mild ((but growing)) dislike for my world literature teacher. ((it's a community college. they're not allowed to be called professors.)) worst. grammar. ever.

"i could give you an A" = "i might-can give you an A"

several times.

might-can.

seriously?

also, the outdoor cockroach infestation on oak and welch is finally gone. i'm glad they didn't build an empire or my fry street parking would have fallen to sub-prime. i bet they were socialists.

sometimes i think beer is the best suppressant of my longing to bash in your car windows. all of them.

i'm too drunk to upload photos.

and still too angry and anxious to discuss this week.



jxnumbereighty-five isn't going to jail ((whew)) but has 20 months of probation, $4k in fines, 80 hours of community service, 2 months of anger management and 2 months of woman battering classes.

at this point, i'm feeling incredibly vengeful.

and then i went to andy's tonight...

heart vengeance.



here lies snowflake. 2006-2008.



worsehalfofjandl... it's not baseball or dead frogs... so check this shit! ((courtesy of rx))




jxnumbereighty-five said:

hey, man, what's with did you do to these brownies?

ix said:

hey, fam... hey...

mengtar said:

seriously. how many eggs did you use?

ix said:

back up.

mengtar said:

bwahaha. is this from a box? how many eggs did you use?

ix said:

i said back up!




also, i totally decided to hook up the photos anyway.



back up.

with the recent loss of snowflake, i'm trying to be supportive and comforting to wellington also. i'm afraid if i leave him at home for too long he will get lonely and depressed.




tonight i will try involving him in house activity night.

drinking and rockband.



he's too shy to participate, but i'm sure would appreciate a spectate.

rest in peace snowflake.








tonight i long to be lost in the cosmos.

too much drinking went on in the past week for me to remember most things... but some of the photographs reminded me...



jupiter house is no longer open 24hrs. what. the. fuck. what am i supposed to be antisocial at HOME?!?



my frogs were cute with me one night. they make me so happy. wait... where did snowflake go??



okay, back to cute.



momx visited for five days of drunken amazing times.



we played pool at the boiler room and i apparently introduced momx to everyone and didn't learn about it until last night when everyone asked where she was and said she was awesome. she is awesome.




while we were playing pool i remember some weird lawyer talking to us, and i wasn't sure if he was hitting on me or my mom but then his friend was like "hey, man, have you called your wife back yet?" and we laughed at him.



we shopped and i bought TWO dresses and we tried to find accessories even but we couldn't so i bought a hat instead.




((hey, sx, remember these???))



ALL junk stores should have junk jewelry for junk prices.



i got caught looking at myself when someone pointed out the sign that says "only you can stop narcissism."






this dress is totally julia roberts in pretty woman when the guy that plays george kostanza totally calls her out for being a hooker at the polo game or horse races or whatever. i didn't buy it.




this dress is the happiest dress in the world. but weird because my boobs are too big. my gut fits into it just fine, but i have to push my boobs in to zip the back. i totally bought it.



momx did not buy that dress. ((le sigh of relief))




awww



this building is in austin i think and there is one like it in minneapolis and i think mary tyler moore was filmed there or something i heard once... we call it "ghetto in the sky". if they released a videogame that took place inside ghetto in the sky, i would totally play it.






dci san antonio regional.

go blue team!

i'll rant about that later.



also, we drank and painted.

there has been one cricket chirping its head off for the past five days. he's the only one left from froggy-feast-5000 last thursday.

when he gets too annoying, i take out the stick ((his hiding place)) and get the frogs riled up enough to hop around him, but they don't seem to take any interest in this cricket as being food.

i don't think snowflake and wellingtonalso are hungry enough to eat him yet.

but i take pleasure in keeping him on his toes.

and on that fateful saturday night, the three homebodies of 2307 brooklake street agreed to take a silent oath to never speak of the deeds done...

for 6 months...

((stay tuned))








also, snowflake is not taking his diet seriously.