((FUCK! i need a functioning camera again))

i left my phone at homeboy's yesterday which was particularly devestating, as it was momx's bday and jxsx flew down from eau claire.

no panic, as i was under the assumption that it would have been returned to me prior to 3ish am when i found it on the futon... was angry. no longer. whatever.



had some wine and sandwiches with jxsx and was updated on all the juicy gossip of everyone hating and sleeping with everone.

i forgot to close my bar tab at andy's on drunken tuesday, as i was preoccupied with my escape from stalker boilerjx.

last night i returned to close my tab... and ONLY close my tab...

mengtar said:

hi, i just need to close a tab from the other night.

door guy said:

that's cool. wait... you're the minnesota girl, right?

mengtar said:

yes.

door guy said:

because this band is from minneapolis.

mengtar said:

badass! let's do it!



((couple drinks later... i suck at this sobriety thing))

the band was pictures of then. kind of an indie rock band i guess. ballers regardless.

i approached a band member after their set to show support and such... that was a lie. it was because they were all cute and i wanted to brag about also being from the great white north. don't judge me.

long story short... that was another lie... it's going to be closer to a drunken story recollection rather than a synopsis...



chilled with keyboardist minnesotatx for quite a bit. he drinks miller lite ((ew)) but has exceptionally soft hair.

turns out he has an uncle in fort worth that he was hoping to spend time with, but the band was about to make the trek back home.



umm... let's party?

done.

((i'm so hospi))



also, i think i joined a band.

((please don't bomb me))

Nov 20, 2008
Depart: 5:35 AM
Arrive: 7:57 AM
Duration: 2 hr 22 min Northwest Airlines 410
Dallas/Fort Worth, TX (DFW)
Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN (MSP)Equipment: A319

Meal: Food for purchase
Approx. flight miles: 853
Seat(s): 13-A
Booking class: K /Coach
Fare basis code: KR0QNX Time between flights: 2 hr 8 min Nov 20, 2008
Depart: 10:05 AM
Arrive: 11:27 AM
Duration: 1 hr 22 min Northwest Airlines 134
Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN (MSP)
Chicago, IL (ORD)Equipment: DC9-50

Meal: None
Approx. flight miles: 344
Seat(s): 20-A
Booking class: K /Coach
Fare basis code: KR0QNX
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nov 23, 2008
Depart: 2:45 PM
Arrive: 4:17 PM
Duration: 1 hr 32 min Northwest Airlines 135
Chicago, IL (ORD)
Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN (MSP)Equipment: DC9-30

Meal: None
Approx. flight miles: 344
Seat(s): 14-A
Booking class: K /Coach
Fare basis code: KR0QNX Time between flights: 0 hr 53 min Nov 23, 2008
Depart: 5:10 PM
Arrive: 7:44 PM
Duration: 2 hr 34 min Northwest Airlines 407
Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN (MSP)
Dallas/Fort Worth, TX (DFW)Equipment: A319

Meal: Food for purchase
Approx. flight miles: 853
Seat(s): 17-A
Booking class: K /Coach
Fare basis code: KR0QNX

dear minnesotans,
i live in denton, tx.
denton is not on the seacoast.
no hurricanes are hitting denton.
you can stop calling to warn me about the tornado or ask if i plan to evacuate.
please.
love, mengtar.

or maybe i'll just take the other one out...

but i like them...

((le sigh))

i think my dead friend is visiting me in my sleep. i enjoy it, but i'm not sure if that makes me crazy, or if i should enjoy being crazy as well.




also, the district attorney is a bigger cuntfaceloser than eric novotney and refuses to fight for any more money than my deductible, when i clearly deserve more. after all, i'm not a car theif.




i was boycotting blogging because i was bitter that i broke my camera in a state fair defensive head-butting battle with mnhomeboyax. if i had kept my pig ears, i totally would have won.



courtesy of wally the beerman, i had apparently drank a few summits...




did you know that honeybees live from 25-35 days? but the honeybee queen will live for 7 YEARS?!? mnhomeboyax's dad's cousin-through-marriage-maybe said so. i'd want to live during her younger years. milfs rock.






we spun some wheels...



to win some prizes...



again... we may have been drinking...



i'm a server.



we like pens.



don't judge me.



and the republicans even came up early!



how supportive!



supportive enough to swing our votes!



reagan 08!



i regret it... i totally should have bought this...



i've wasted $30 on soo many other wastier things. soo many.



i was more than ready to leave minnesota.






even though it's a very... artistic... place?





i'll settle with content for now.

omg. my last night in st. cloud is being spent drinking rum with my mom and kittens and watching the muppet movie.

i'm two minutes in and i had forgotten how many great zingers are in this movie. i can't wait to take it home and watch it every other day and memorize it and use all the good ones against homeboy.

and then there was hibbing...

ate their ((city)) famous tuffy burgers!




i went to an undwear party with my mother and her sisters ((old)) and their friends ((super old)) and had to pretend i wasn't a perv so be super dry in sarcasm and blame a lot on other people... if we've spoken, you know how that works.



also, my uncle owns the fattest dog ever. maybe his diet of spaghetti and meatballs and whole milk has something to do with it?





across the street is a childrens' playground. when i was a li'l one, i thought my uncle was famous, because he had poured the concrete sidewalks of the park. i think about how nice it is to have a famous uncle every time i visit this park.



raise your hand if you know what this means?




on my return from hibbing, i saved a turtle. i was awarded a metal by the truck that drove by thinking the reason i was laying in the street was because i was hit by a car and not to photograph reptiles...



i forgot to zoom out... whatever.




pandora's box erotic sex toys and lifestyle's condoms and tampax tampons. $.75 each. i usually expect the quality of my sex toys to be greater than that of my gas station tampons...





passoutlor because dadx signed me up to fail at donating blood in the morning. thanks.