and how did i forget these gems?!?












((i miss you))

i think my dead friend is visiting me in my sleep. i enjoy it, but i'm not sure if that makes me crazy, or if i should enjoy being crazy as well.




also, the district attorney is a bigger cuntfaceloser than eric novotney and refuses to fight for any more money than my deductible, when i clearly deserve more. after all, i'm not a car theif.




i was boycotting blogging because i was bitter that i broke my camera in a state fair defensive head-butting battle with mnhomeboyax. if i had kept my pig ears, i totally would have won.



courtesy of wally the beerman, i had apparently drank a few summits...




did you know that honeybees live from 25-35 days? but the honeybee queen will live for 7 YEARS?!? mnhomeboyax's dad's cousin-through-marriage-maybe said so. i'd want to live during her younger years. milfs rock.






we spun some wheels...



to win some prizes...



again... we may have been drinking...



i'm a server.



we like pens.



don't judge me.



and the republicans even came up early!



how supportive!



supportive enough to swing our votes!



reagan 08!



i regret it... i totally should have bought this...



i've wasted $30 on soo many other wastier things. soo many.



i was more than ready to leave minnesota.






even though it's a very... artistic... place?





i'll settle with content for now.

here is an incomplete list of people who are NOT funny.
homeboy
eric novotney



but he did find my camera. whatever.

that is all.

TWO YEARS AGO TODAY...

We went to the Twins game on Wednesday. They won. YAY! It was Student Night AND dollar dome dog night. Ax and I bought the last 4 dollar dome dogs. Sx was mad. I was not.

mengtar said:

still waiting for retaliation

eric novotny said:

i'll keep you waiting

mengtar said:

or you just won't do anything

eric novotny said:

don't think it's not going to happen though. because it will

mengtar said:

I'm convinced it's not going to happen

eric novotny said:

stay convinced

mengtar said:

maybe I won't. just to disappoint you.

eric novotny said:

oooh

mengtar said:

and then I'll be ultra-prepared when you do something lame

eric novotny said:

i hate disappointment

mengtar said:

prepare to be disappointed

eric novotny said:

i'll be sure to make a disapointment kit

mengtar said:

containing venomous snakes, a gun, two razors, pills and body bag

eric novotny said:

TWO razors? one won't suffice?

mengtar said:

I don't want you to back out

eric novotny said:

people who get so depressed they slit their wrists only to not be able to do that must have it pretty bad. they're so worthless in life they can't even end it

mengtar said:

and they bang fat chics

eric novotny said:

is that supposed to be a reference to me?

mengtar said:

yes.

last night was the most baller time to be had with no camera battery. ((boo-hiss)) jupiter. andys. BOILER ROOM!!! ((new tj's))



the boiler room is FINALLY open. beautiful inside. bar highlights:

working toilets.
hugelor projection screen ((perfect for football and karaoke)).
beautiful bar.
wonderful home-like feeling that i haven't felt in a bar since old tj's.



so afterwards i went to homeboys and watched blazing saddles. ((purely silly)) and passed out.

i meant to wake up at 8.30 so i could do a practice-run on my thanksgiving hairstyle. ((a success)) i don't want to look all scraggily for his family's bird-day dinner. i take my holidays very seriously. but i ended up waking up at 7. i got bored staring at the ceiling giggling at stupid nothings inside my head, and i tried waking him up. that only lasted as long as the festivities. it's whatever. i had some serious hair-business to take care of.



shortly after arriving to work, he sends me a text message....

tx said:

what time did i leave this morning?

now, a question like this presents a problem on a couple different levels.

1- we stayed at his place.
2- i left before him.
3- before leaving, i woke him up and said "it's 830. i'm leaving."
4- maybe i'm wrong.
5- what day is it?
6- oh my god, i think i just traveled time!
7- oh, no? it's still wednesday?
8- i'm so confused.

worked all day. some of my tables were very generous. not enough of them though. too bad. i hope they have a crappy thanksgiving and their turkeys are dry and pies are soggy and their children resent them for it.



also, i'm 3 for 3 on days of running and not smoking.

i forgot to buy crickets yesterday. petco was closed when i got off work. they will be closed tomorrow. ((sorry, snowflake and wellington also. i still love you and might even stay home tonight to hear you sing me thanksgiving morning holiday songs in the morning... maybe... like whether or not you will eat, i make no promises))



happy thanksgiving, everyone! ((except mike case and eric novotney and all the haters in the club))

also, eric novotney bangs fatties.