greetings, jerkwads. this is what i've done while you losers beat off to judge judy:

chili flavored ramen > everything.

so... being around homeboy's friends after extensive efforts of making me feel like a drunken ass in front of them the last million times we've been out with them menos xmas eve was... interestingly awkward... but i really mean just straight-up awkward.

jetted to hooli's to get schwasted off melon shots of something. worst. mistake. ever.



i remember being locked out of my house and losing a sock while taking a piss in the front yard. it happens. holding the title of beauty and grace is a rough roll. bust a nigga a break.

nursing my alcoholism... er... baseball anxiety with a betwixt class beer... or two...

whatever.

6.30p can't come soon enough.

i'm fuming with pride in how my incredible structural functionalist paper turned out. and i printed it at kinko's on super-quality paper. ego-feeder5000.

also, i washed my car.

also, it's fucking beautiful outside, and my allergies are fucking my world. balls to that, sir.

also, somewhere on campus ((outside the library, i believe)) kindablack-kx is having a poetry slam... battle... thing... join mAx and homeboy and i and maybe piercer too... no... i'll not invite him... i'm playing THAT card...

because i totally thought kindablack-kx told me that it was 11am... turns out it's pm... or so mAx and i believe... i don't really know...

did i mention i'm retarded?

also, i feel like, and am pretty sure i've lost about all of my muscle mass and gained a million fatty-pounds and am half-dreading starting soccer next friday, but am five-fold excited about it... so that still puts me 4.5 up...



also, thank you for joining me at hooligan's, my daytime drinking bar... and sometimes at night too.

best friend met up with me at hooligans to play dominos and i definetely kicked his ass. i don't give a fuck what anyone says, dominos is one of the coolest games ever and goes down in the historical incomplete list of great games along with:

cribbage
monopoly
rummy/500/gin
nertz ((oh god))
baseball

that is all.

also, i'm ready for dominos tournament!

mengtar got off work around 1130 and tried out 8 outfits before going out for her patty's day celebrations. it was for the best.

tried out hooligans. bore-central5000.

boiler room was obviously the better choice. plus her bff got her a couple shots of whiskey ((total faves5000)) and bitched about homeboy for a good few minutes. mildly entertaining. also, the roommates and company had to wait in line a good five or so minutes while mengtar got on in per her vip status. go mengtar.

i guess that is all.

nope, i was also locked inside the jupiter house bathroom and released by co-worker jxdx who has complete bballa status by default.

and officially that is all.

after all of my valiant efforts of avoiding dates with too many guys, i finally gave in. but that means nothing.

i'm going to hooligans tonight with jason, a dude i work with. he had been quite persistent. however, he was also supposed to call me last night. he claims he texted me. i don't know. but i might need to call dan or mike to come crash my date if it comes down to it.

i miss this kid.

one of the dudes from lou's last night ((also possibly a jason)) came into the olive garden today. asked me out. i said no. apparently he lives a few houses down from michael ann's new house. i hope i didn't start neighborhood awkwardness.

i saw mike and ronnie at lou's last night also. i watched them play foosball through the window. apparently ronnie won an old NES system. congrats to him.