greetings, jerkwads. this is what i've done while you losers beat off to judge judy:

chili flavored ramen > everything.

so... being around homeboy's friends after extensive efforts of making me feel like a drunken ass in front of them the last million times we've been out with them menos xmas eve was... interestingly awkward... but i really mean just straight-up awkward.

jetted to hooli's to get schwasted off melon shots of something. worst. mistake. ever.



i remember being locked out of my house and losing a sock while taking a piss in the front yard. it happens. holding the title of beauty and grace is a rough roll. bust a nigga a break.