i think my dead friend is visiting me in my sleep. i enjoy it, but i'm not sure if that makes me crazy, or if i should enjoy being crazy as well.




also, the district attorney is a bigger cuntfaceloser than eric novotney and refuses to fight for any more money than my deductible, when i clearly deserve more. after all, i'm not a car theif.




i was boycotting blogging because i was bitter that i broke my camera in a state fair defensive head-butting battle with mnhomeboyax. if i had kept my pig ears, i totally would have won.



courtesy of wally the beerman, i had apparently drank a few summits...




did you know that honeybees live from 25-35 days? but the honeybee queen will live for 7 YEARS?!? mnhomeboyax's dad's cousin-through-marriage-maybe said so. i'd want to live during her younger years. milfs rock.






we spun some wheels...



to win some prizes...



again... we may have been drinking...



i'm a server.



we like pens.



don't judge me.



and the republicans even came up early!



how supportive!



supportive enough to swing our votes!



reagan 08!



i regret it... i totally should have bought this...



i've wasted $30 on soo many other wastier things. soo many.



i was more than ready to leave minnesota.






even though it's a very... artistic... place?





i'll settle with content for now.

the piano movers are coming and i'm getting a chair and i just saw batman and px from LA is in dallas!

((breathe))

UPDATE!

oh my god i have a driver's license!



i think i'm hyperventilating.

and then there was one...

i was just denied service at andys, one of the last two bars that i could still drink in without an id.

boiler room, don't fail me now!

also, fuck the minnesota dmv.

and fuck omar reyes.

dadx said:

saturday night... popcorn, fudge and watching heart and souls movie... wish you were here.

mengtar said:

i had a shiner black beer at movie tavern and watched the new hellboy2 movie. i wish i was there too.

dadx said:

i'd rather watch hellboy and have a black.



i take my hydration very seriously.



my afternoon of greatness and drinking and watching the twins game at the bar and more drinking and then watching hellboy2 and still drinking came to an end right about there.

there was a 180 mood change once i got to jupiter. i'm pretty sure i'm premensing. look out, kids, i am bad attitude central.

i mean, i wasn't completely unprovoked.



ugly kid in a pantera shirt wouldn't leave me alone. i'm wearing headphones and reading a book. do i really look like i'm welcoming a conversation?

luckily homeboy texted me to meet up again at coolbeans because there was some kicking music. too bad i STILL don't have my id and STILL can't get into certain bars certain nights of the week.

fuck texas.

and fuck the minnesota dmv.

i went home to play some splinter cell. ((tom clancy video games: mengtar's guilty pleasure)) but the fucking new roommates are playing ironman, which is lamecity. not even tom clancy lame, because, like the rainbow six games, it is at least fun in the "i just want to kill some bitches" sort of way, but it has reached a very true and genuine level of lame that can only be matched by sporty velcro sandals and muzak.

at least i had the time to hold up the bathroom once i got home to take an explosive dump from my movie tavern cheese pizza. ((special note: mengtar loves cheese... also, mengtar has a lactose intolerance... also, mengtar doesn't care, it's totally worth it))

about a minute later, bballamike called to tell me that the dude playing at the garage "is soo amazing" and that i "haaave to be heere!!!!" i played off the whole "awww... that's too bad, i totally would go if i had an id" but really i was just screaming in my head because i'm sick the bullshit. i hung up the phone and threw it at the wall.

then i pooped some more.

thieving bitches.









((special note: several photos were omitted on the grounds that i do not support or condone the use of opiates or stimulants. this is a family show.))








((fuck scum))

today was waaaay eventful...

my camera was found in a car that was reported stolen four days after mine. it contains pictures of the car thieves ((plural being five)) doing blow in the back seat of my car. i get it back next week.

snowflake finally ate the cricket that wouldn't shutup.

i'm getting more money from my rental claim than i ever thought they'd offer. i will be paying off all of my credit card debt. fuck. yes.

i'm no longer worried about being able to afford my trips to san antonio and minnesota.

i saw rx's face. ((you're still pretty, hun, but OUCH!))

i didn't fall asleep during the movie, although i had every intention.

((just think, in ONE WEEK, you will get to see all of the pictures of everything that you never cared about))

but then i came home to a reminder that a definite end is probably in the near future, and we'll still never talk about it, but i know you'd rather have it done already.

((if you'd have only asked, and i'd have only known, i'd have moved to houston with you))

omar reyes is in custody for possession of identifying information...

you know what that means?

restitutions.

fuck. yes.

i'm at jupiter house and i sat next to someone ((wtf)) and i picked the right person because he has a copy of half asleep in frog pajamas by tom robbins sitting next to him.

mengtar + tom robbins 4 ever ((written inside a heart on the bathroom wall of your elementary school))

onto bigger things... i have a car.



the final call was made on a 2007 ford focus. 33k miles. beige. warranty. financed.

i'm just glad it's over.

bwahahahaha, i miss my friends. but at least they're dealing with bigger idiots than me...



i got the call from the insurance company this morning wanting to settle for my car... for $2700. uhh... holy insult central!

dadx and i crunched some numbers and said we wanted $4225.

they countered with $4040. they didn't stand a chance.

tomorrow morning i will hear from them again about how much i will receive for my personal belongings taken from the vehicle. i'm hoping for another 500 at LEAST.



also, i found a possum... if only i had my own camera to photograph it... whatevs. whenever i get one there will be a million pictures of naked mengtars in and around her car... one. million.