I moved. I moved because I had to move. I had to move for the same reason that everyone else has to move.

Love.

That's why everyone else moves, right? Love? And money, I suppose. But mostly love, I bet. Or money.

Not me. I move for love. I pick a person and I go to wherever it is they want to go. Or stay.

I moved to Minnesota.

I moved to Minnesota for love, and my dogs got fatter.

That is the most interesting thing that has happened in Minnesota.