sarah knew i had a good story because i was sober when i left the message. bitch.
maybe this is the story of where the loser actually succeeds and he wins.
i made a mozzarella meatloaf today because i have am starting atkins diet apparently. but i have a feeling that i'm just going to eat a bunch of greasy meat non-stop and get really fat and then when i hit 400lbs. i will be like "well, i guess kyle was right and this was a bad idea." whatever.
this is audrey. she came out for mario's birthday a few days ago and she made us stay at that really shitty bar so that she and her underage ugly boyfriend could hear their nine inch nails song on the jukebox. not worth it. ever. anyway, i couldn't stand her and she wore stupid flashing lights and carried a flask. when alcoholics like me carry a flask it is cool. when stupid non-hipsters like you carry a flask. not cool.
she also had shitty orange nailpolish and a cultmovie shirt that i totally would have worn, but never now. why do people insist on doing this to themselves?
i also bought celery and peanutbutter. why, i don't know. it seemed like a great idea, but i just remembered that i hate celery.
oh yeah, i bought ice cream too. just so i don't go too crazy. chocolate ice cream with peanut butter. fuck off.
i still have to go back out and buy a new lip ring and more crickets for snowflake.
oh yeah, josh was there too.
i guess these are the famous last words that he said for the boy turned and blew off his head.
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