also, i've been playing with black and white.



i've been playing a game at the og since my first week... alone... in my head. i call it last cup. how to play is if you pull out the rack of glasses and there is only one or you take the last one, you get a point. i finally admitted this loser-game to rx ((the sock burner)) and ax ((the one i don't fuck)) and i am now the founder of the lcl ((last cup league)) and will never lose. fuckers can't strategize.

you are among the famous tonight, kids.



and because i don't like actually searching out people or social situations...

dear smartass,
i don't even remember what xmas blog you're talking about. be less vague when talking to the retarded.
love, mengtar.



dear bballamike,
it has already been decided that i won't be burning socks OR buying laptops OR going to minnesota or vegas or south padre or chicago or anywhere. instead i will just keep getting speeding tickets and paying for them and not sucking cops dicks for who knows what reasons. it's kind of a touchy subject so i encourage you to walk on eggshells every time we're in deep conversation about anything to not say laptop or anything that rhymes with computer. moving on.
love, mengtar.

dear worse half of j and l,
who are you and why are you asking me questions?
love, mengtar.



dear j and l,
i don't take pictures at your house because if i put them on my blog homeboy would cower in fear of your manliness and then he would stop reading altogether and without my blog his life and being is pretty much useless. your welcome. also, it's just weird that you read this because i talk about masturbating and when i come over you don't talk about masturbating and i'm not sure how to socialize without being awkward and intimidated. also, yes i would love to help break in his xmas present to himself. but the last two times i've gotten ear infections afterwards. so you are soo on notice.
not-quite-love, mengtar.

i only have an hour to nap and masturbate before getting ready for work.



le sigh.