so my mom was visiting me in texas the last few days. i picked her up at the airport sunday evening and told her we were meeting homeboy for coffee. she seemed almost insulted and insisted we had beer. i didn't argue.



also, we witnessed a legit dance-off. the little guy totally got served.

and now, it's on.



faux-giving was the most baller time i've had in a while. but that may be because i'm still slightly hungover and can't really remember much else... like anything that happened on monday... whatever.

that afternoon we were worried that we wouldn't have enough food. HA! it was definitely in excess. especially desserts. i think by the end of the meal, we were all too drunk for dessert. or maybe i was just too drunk for dessert. also, we had 4 bottles of wine, and no wine glasses.

also, mx and i climbed up into the attic to go critter hunting. no critters. ONE piece of critter poop. but the attic access point is across the house and you can't see what's above my room... disappointing. but fun. also, hot as balls.











but then i totally found another attic above the garage.

i will have you know, that inside the garage attic, was our faux-giving miracle.

gobletish-wine-like glasses, wrapping paper, a twin-sized mattress, checkers board, other glasses, wall paper, plantation drapes, and smelliness.





mx and i were significantly more excited than everyone else about the attic explorations and faux-giving miracle.



also, that picture is the reason mengtar is redieting... after we finish the faux-giving leftovers...



also, sometimes i'm blurry in attics.

then it happened... hey, mengtar, did you know that there are pictures on your computer desktop of you topless with only one nipple ring giving someone a handjob from an awkward angle?

later, i was wrestled to the ground of my bedroom trying to stop everyone from looking at my nakedness. no one looked at my nakedness and it has been removed from my computer... except for a couple where my hair looked really nice or something. here are a couple pg-13 winners.







your welcome.