i decided i needed a sandwich. as i was getting out of my car my stereo was blasting a clever tune about someone being welcomed to hell. you may have heard it...

stereo said:

WELCOME TO HEEEELLLLLLL!!! WELCOME TO HEEEELLLLLLL!!! BLEEAAAAAARRRRROOOOOORRRRGHHH!!

old lady parked next to mengtar said:

well that's a cute little song.

mengtar said:

thanks.

then i proceeded to lock my car door with the key in the ignition...

((fuck me))

so i got coffee too.

my mom is demanding a xmas list. i imagine this list reading something like:
laptop
everything

that is all.