ONE YEAR AGO TODAY:

OJ Simpson wrote a book.

"If I did it, here's how it happened"

Also known as "Here's how it happened"

wow. just wow.

I want it soooo bad.

Also, my least-favorite boss at Black Eyed Pea, Barbara, is totally his cousin.

No joke.

whoa.

The bartender at the Black Eyed Pea ((Shaun)) told me that he used to live in Sartell, MN. ((which is about 5 miles from my house in Rice for all of you out-of-staters))

When he asked me if Rick's Cafe was still around, I knew he was legit.

I saw the new James Bond movie, Casino Royale, last night. It was great.

Don't worry, I'm not going to give anything away, but if you watch it, the chase scene in the beginning is INCREDIBLE. Apparently it's this new style of martial arts shit with your feet. I don't know. Whatever.

But Bond is SUCH a good dresser. Damn. And I'm not just talking about his tux or anything. I was thinking that through the whole movie. and his eyes are superstar blue, which is cool. and he totally wore the 2006 Blue Stars Pit booty shorts in the beach scene.

AND, of course, google images doesn't have any full-outfit shots. Just head shots and busts.

Then after we got out, John totally asked me to dress him up all James Bond Stylee. ((yes!!!!!!))

I had a dream that Oprah's friend Gale died and she wanted a new best friend and she picked me. It was cool. She gave me a bunch of money and I got to play with her dogs and she MADE me a diamond ring. Also, my blog became part of O-magazine and I got to talk about things on her Oprah and Friends XM radio channel. Also, Buctrose was there and Oprah came to all of my drum corps shows. Buctrose hit on Oprah and I was jealous because I wanted her all to myself.