Sunday, November 18, 2007

my crotch is bleeding so these are currently my only friends:

ibuprofen
tampax
carl
beer

everyone else can fuck off. we will hang still hang out, but i can't guarantee being very nice.

5 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:15 AM

    after tonight, i completely believe that statement... you have been very mean this evening

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  2. you are probably on of those girls that - during this delicate time of the month - should be required to wear a sticker on your four head that reads, "Back off! I'm on the f*en rag!"

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  3. trav, i'm not gonna lie, i don't remember anything from last night.

    ((sorry))

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  4. Anonymous...if you were intelligent, you would know that Laguna Beach is no longer a show...all of the people that starred in Laguna have moved on to the hills, and the new city of drama is Newport Harbor. Stupidity is the "downgrade" of American society...and you, I'm afraid, are stupid.

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  5. Anonymous10:47 PM

    I made the list!

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