last night i went to the bank and made a large deposit via atm into my checking account to cover all the bills that i had mailed out that day. today i made another deposit via atm into my checking account. however, upon opening my checkbook i found the deposit slip from the last deposit i made. apparently i forgot to put the deposit slip in the envelope with my deposit. i felt pretty fucking dumb. i filled the whole thing out... but left it in my checkbook. i are dumb.

my mom drunk dialed me tonight...

we have a new manager at the bep. half way through my shift, he walked past me and reeked of pot. i was in complete denial that this 50something year old guy would be smoking up at work and assumed that it was someone else. but later i went into the office.... dudes.... this guy was smoking weed in the fucking office. his second mother fucking day on the job. holy balls.

in other news, i'm drinking beer.