i was fixing my saran wrap window while getting gas this morning ((okay, late afternoon)) and this lady was like, "not quite the ideal weather for not having full air conditioning, eh?" and then got into her hummer and drove off into the fog...

bitch.

i walked into discount tire this morning ((whatever, late afternoon, get over yourself)) and was greeted by jeff my tire guy.

jeff said:

it hasn't been long enough for you to be back here!

mengtar said:

i know... my car was stolen and they flattened a tire.

jeff said:

the one in the trunk?

mengtar said:

don't get cocky.

a good relationship with your tire guy is very important. i recommend jeff.

from the position i was sitting, i could see over a dozen dead bugs along the inside perimeter of discount tire. i was okay with that. as a tire shop, it's acceptable and almost expected. although, i still have no problem drinking the coffee.

no, YOU get a life!