one day i will get a camera and show pictures of my amazing car and exceptionally cute hair.
until then...
so last night was pumpkin head's last night in texas. hit up hooligans ((where i still can't drink until i get my ID back... bitches)) and then to andy's to watch bballamike sing. he did a great job until some drunk non-friend decided to try singing with him. i'd have taken a great video of non-friend trying to sing and knowing he wasn't good so he turned the microphone away during all of the high barely in range screamy parts. also, he was bad.
i tried to find my pumpkin afterwards but he had left for ihop. i had every intention of joining him, but ran into the original ax and was swept away by the idea of another round of ((free)) drinks at boiler room.
the original ax said:
so are do you want to come over tonight?
mengtar said:
no, i have to go home.
the original ax said:
come on, you know you want this...
mengtar said:
well... my crotch is still exploding. ((lie))
the original ax said:
i have a shower.
mengtar said:
ew. ((not a lie))
meanwhile, homeboy is standing three feet away. it's always pretty awkward being propositioned for sex when i'm out with him.
i had to give him a ride home because he was too drunklor, where he continued to try touching me and taking out his weewee for me to touch. i managed to decline.
we also ran into my bff, but she un-facebook friended me, so i didn't feel the need to say hi or try to out-fake-nice her.
it's art-fusion night at rubber gloves again. i'm supposed to be joining rx and tx, but just realized this afternoon that i won't be able to get in without my id. fuck this shit.
it's time for rum.
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