while i was at work, some kid was coloring a turkey in her coloring book. her mom made a comment about how that's what they eat on thanksgiving. i already made the joke to myself so whatever.

then later when the mom is in the bathroom the girl says to her other youngster friend at the table "how do they get the feathers off?"

also, maybe i hadn't eaten and we got to taste more of our new drinks ((by the way, the limemint fresco is amazing even though no one else liked it so i drank the whole thing)) or maybe because i'm incredible, but i decided to tell her how they get the feathers off:

WELL ((this got her attention now she is looking up at me)) first they chop their heads off... then adam who was standing near me goes MEGAN! in his scolding voice so i wasn't able to get to the then they run the bodies under scolding hot water and skin them part. whatever. she wanted to know, right? and if your mom is a bitch enough to make a that's the animal we will be eating joke then what does it matter if i get graphic?

this just in: kids suck anyway! yes, yours too!

ps. fil came to the og to brag about how he haggled for his meats at the meat choppery. he got the end pieces for 99 cents a pound instead of the 2 dollar whatever price. also, he is turning into an old woman.