the token is not nipple shields... but even better... it's totally the zelda crest and totally badass. complete bballa. yes. not legible in this photo, but "3 weeks sober" is engraved.



i waited on twenty cute boys at the og. eight of the twenty also attended the between the buried and me show. hot. ((also, the show was pretty badass. less than quality venue, though. it smelled worse than a middle school dance at 9.30pm. but the music was great, so it was like one of the drumline dances where carl's brother djs...)) but they all ordered the never ending pasta bowl and water and a thousand refills on everything. forty dollar gratuity. forty dollars on top. fucking right.

motorcycles are better than girls because all they ask for is some monthly maintenance. and that only takes a couple hours, not a fucking week. your mind has just been blown by the wisdom of the letter bb. ((bb as in bballa.))



speaking of which, my period is done so i just wanted to spend my whole day off masturbating to some new cds. too bad i had things to take care of...

visors are basically the best. they keep your face shaded AND your head cool... while golfing... in your... polo shirt... and your name is tx...



last night i ran into dan at ur moms. according to him ((and contradicted by everyone else in the free world)) he had been telling jx to call me every other day. daniel chode-erson, fabricator extraordinaire, also gifted us with such triple platinum hits as "i got fired this morning, not last week" and "mario loves me and won't leave me alone" and "i did severance" and "i'm not an addict, i swear" and "i don't have a license because i got mugged at gunpoint" and "megan has a boyfriend and she is also an addict" and "no, i didn't know jx was cheating on you the whole time". soon to be released ((but might be more than half true)): "vic is in love with you and wants to make your children". stay tuned.

where is aubrey??



about 20 minutes that way.