the fire hydrant ((new coffee shop)) is awkwardly quiet. i felt like i had to whisper my order to the guy behind the counter.

he replied loudly.

i started receiving my fortune magazine subscription today, but i'm not allowed to read it until i finish my paper.

upon submission of my essay, my net worth is going to increase twenty per cent.

one of homeboy's friends that doesn't like me complimented my shirt and was more fake-nice than usual. i almost bought into it.

the silly mistakes i make while sober...

((le sigh))