i couldn't sleep so i went running, but my allergies have been super-bad lately so i was coughing up green phlegm all over the sidewalks and i hope people slip in it.

oh yeah, want to make out?

i received a phone call this morning saying that i won a gym membership! i was really excited until i remembered putting my name in the drawing at my bank because i wanted some other amazing prize that i obviously did not win... but i think everyone in the drawing got a free 2-week membership... so i didn't really win... but they said i did... that prize will go unredeemed.



mengtar said:

i like running in hats. will that interfere with any of your policies?

gym lady said:

no.

mengtar said:

excellent. i accept.

homeboy and i finally hit up jackies, the lake dallas dive. if no one drank at rumor's ((of rice, mn)) it would be jackie's. i wore the blue shirt with the bow and fucked up sleeves. while i was waiting for homeboy, this 30-something regular was talking me up at the bar and later he gave homeboy and i "relationship advice"... then he introduced me to his ex-wife. awkward.



i met jackie... THE jackie... THE jackie of JACKIE'S bar... and shot pool with him and the ex-wife of the "relationship advice" dude. later she got in a bitch-fight with homeboy over me not calling the pocket on the 8, even though she had yet to call it any time she shot for it prior. rednecks are bitches.

kx is back at home from barely making finals. but anyone beating out crossmen at semifinals ranks top with me. ((2006 anyone?)) we celebrated over premo beers and fajitas.



((and now for yet another tshirt from our sponsor!))

also, i'm going to do constant weight training and never eat and become an olympian. i haven't decided which sport to participate, but i'm leaning towards china's men's gymnastics.