a few key notes of interest before we get to the beefy part... i almost hit my first road kill tonight. a possum. i would not have looked forward to later picking all of it's hair from my wheels. ew.

also, if you go to fry street, don't park at oak and welch. outdoor cockroach infestation. yes, those apparently exist.

and tonight's main dish...

so the year was 2008... i paid a visit to oklahoma, birthplace of the reflection seismograph!



bx is back from his worldly travels! he spent forever and then some in tasmania and a couple months building "sanitation modules" ((shitters)) in peru. ((love this kid)) he enlightened me on his new theories of gifting, dumpster diving, everyone in america being a dick... except us, and zero monetary contribution to the production of meat... but not being a vegetarian. the latter i found the most interesting, and may consider adopting.




he was a lot different. but bx was never that normal in the first place.

when i picked him up, he gifted me something he found buried in peruvian rubbel. the cover of the first ((1978)) playboy released in spanish!



bx said:

you like naked girls and titties, right?

mengtar said:

yes.

bx said:

have this.




i also got a hat!



after a decent time exploring oklahoma city and discovering decorated buffalo and the 1995 oklahoma city bombing memorial, we made our way to the baseball stadium for the....

DAVE MATTHEWS BAND SHOW!

as a non-dave fan ((but not an anti-dave person, as i greatly respect his musicianship)) i thoroughly enjoyed the show. 3-hours of just great music. and his all along the watchtower cover isn't so bad either.







however comma, oklahoma is FULL of douchebags. i think all of the crotchspawn children i see in public that i hate so passionately all grow up to be dave matthews fans.



we had to listen to these four d-bags in front of us tell the same fucking joke for forty fucking minutes!



d-bagx said:

give me a 'my car's air conditioning broke and when i got out i had swass' what's up guys.

d-bagy said:

what's up guys.

((everyone laughs))

d-bagy said: give me a 'i had sex with a girl and came in 30 seconds' what's up guys.

d-bagx said:

what's up guys.

mengtar said:

give me a 'i got tickets to the dave concert but the d-bags in front of me wouldn't stop annoying the shit out of me' what's up guys.

bx said:

what's up guys.




i also stopped at a scenic outlook. ((i know what you're thinking. "oklahoma? scenic?" it wasn't. no worries.)) i took pictures of unscenic oklahoma until i saw a rattle snake so i decided to continue driving rather than die.