wow. just wow.

i have no clever introduction, so here are last night's events of wonder...

i didn't wear black socks to work and nobody cared.

kyle left me a 3.5 minute voicemail where he debates with himself whether or not i should let the dogs outside and how i would go about doing it.

randall left a voicemail and called me sweetheart and i was angry.

travis left a voicemail saying we should hang out. ((also, yesterday he bought me the boxed series of TMNT. fuck. yes.)) i brought a 6-pack of shiner to j&l's because i kind of wanted to drink A beer. someone else showed up and i was originally all "how nice" and then 20 seconds later she introduced herself and it was totally travis' ex that he complains about too often to make me feel comfortable being around.

5 beers and a smoke break later we drove ever-so-safely to jupiter where we saw mike and randall. ((mike... seriously dude... warn me when you bring him into public.)) but i would like to think that everyone else noticed that i didn't make eye contact the entire time i was there... i'm over it... but seriously.

i think travis is currently masturbating to the amazingly awkward situation he put everyone through last night. get used to it, fucker.