also, today must have been "bring your kid to work day." and by "work," i mean, "my work," and by "kid," i mean "unholy terror spawned from your gaping vagina."

we had wave after wave of parents bringing in their little broodlings and giving them sugar injections of cherry italian creme sodas and then let them have free reign of the lobby. the yuppies with their soupandsalad looked annoyed. i like to imagine that at one point in time, no one brought their kids to restaurants. it would be like taking them into a pg13 movie. no one is going to stop you. but why?

bottom line is that i just don't like your kids.