::beep bloop::

say, what is that noise?

i don't know. it's coming from your pocket.

oh, my pocket? then that must be my iphone. my apple iphone. it's new. you might have heard of it.

that's not an iphone.

it's not?

no, you duct taped a razr and an ipod together. i watched you do it. i even cleaned up the mess you left on the counter.

i have no idea what you're talking about.