fuck. i went to a party. i gave some drunks a ride home. i made out with a dude on the balcony while his girlfriend was asleep just inside the door. i'm not sure what happened after that, but it's six am and i have a guitar and i'm hungry.

do i learn to play it or sell it for food?

step back in time with me:




((vogue))




cx out-accessorized me by at least 5.



if we were in a fight on facebook's sorority life, she would have won, dealt critical attacks, and taken $8000. what a bitch.



i went to karaoke instead of watching cx walk out of the bar nekkid. now who's the bitch?



is that an authentic barack obama commemorative plate?



yes, yes it is.







poor marley had his balls chopped off.



and now we bring you my "dear diary" awkward and embarrassing moments. lucky you.



i've had a crush on a particular door guy for... about a year. and while i frequent his bar, our conversations were limited to music, general rocking, and the occasional drunken hug. also, he was there when my dad read me the night before christmas last christmas eve. more random than awkward.



he called and we hung out last week and i basically fell in love with him... which doesn't say much, as i could fall in love every day if i only had the time. then comes my epic downfall... as a complete bitch and an internet junkie, i need to update my twitter with a pros/cons list about the events of the evening... but instead of texting it twitter, it was sent directly to him...



dear seventeen magazine,
i was soo embarrassed!
love, mengtar



but he still calls a week later to tell me that his band is playing the next night. band was great, except for the whole his-drummer-is-my-ex-fiance thing... that was awkward. i found some old friends and we all hid downstairs.



i won't be hearing from him in... umm... ever.




this is our "is that a pecan tree?" pose. are you buying it?






ART FUSION! this is shep as a van gogh!



meet jx.



jx is a regular at rubber gloves and usually needs a ride home by the time the night is done. he used to be a pro-skater, but then he went crazy.



now he is OCD and will only wear red shoes... vans to be precise.





he gave me a tour of his house, and walked around telling crazy stories, none of which i remember. he probably thought i was just as insane running around his house asking about different paintings and trinkets and snapping ten thousand photos. i'm over it.




he had a million music devices. i never really asked if he played any of them or if they were just there...



or if he records or whatever.



i'm over it.




i felt like we should have been listening to old time radio. feel-good public addresses by fdr.



i like throwing peace signs in every photo i take... i'm not sure it's really working for me though.



i don't remember his dog's name, but it had something to do with star wars... jx continually referred to him as being the only black man in the universe... but i don't remember any black people in star wars. told ya, crazy.



i'm over that too.



adieu.

don't worry about the format... and i think the winners are:

rink venture
eventual rink err
run less rat-like


kx said:

I NEED YOUR HALP

mengtar said:

again?

kx said:

Yeahh

mengtar said:

does it involve photos? because i just got back from running...

kx said:

I need a new screen name

and I can't think of anything. I don't want to to have my name in it, but i want to it be kind of short and catchy... like LiveLavaLive. that is catchy. GO! ;] ...oh, you didn't hear me... GO!

mengtar said:

i'll come up with a good anagram

kx said:

Amy says I should use the word tact

mengtar said:

never nutrik... baahahahaha

kx said:

oh... okay

mengtar said:

i like anagrams. my blog alias is an anagram

kx said:

NUTRIK?

mengtar said:

it's a work in progress....

kx said:

okay. Don't stop working... :D

mengtar said:

veer rink nut. like... "Veer, Rink-nut!" first, you would have to start calling people rink-nut...

kx said:

I am looking for something a little more immediate. think... seth cohen

mengtar said:

venture rink. rink venture. what's your middle name

kx said:

EX

mengtar said:

who the fuck is seth cohen?

kx said:

i dont wantttto use that. OC BABY!

mengtar said:

BAAAAAHAHAHAHA... sorry... eventual rink err! hahahaha that's fun

kx said:

Sometimes I feel like you don't take into consideration anything I say... and simply go on talking about whatever you want for selfish pleasure.
Love, kx. hahaha

mengtar said:

wow... like a book. lurk Neaten River. let's pretend there's a neaten river. ever-lankier runt! never run ratlike!

kx said:

im pretty sure these words could possible get me forever kicked off of youtube

mengtar said:

what?

kx said:

who knows

mengtar said:

that doesn't even make sense.

kx said:

i have to go to hooby oloobby -.- bye

broadcasting LIVE from my newly internetted and cabled abode!

verizon hooked us up monday afternoon... ari consumed some vital pieces of the remote control by monday evening...



le sigh...




luckily, the lady at the verizon plus store gave me two additional complimentary remotes... in case it happens again... apparently these sorts of things happen quite frequently.



so excellent. two free remotes. my new roommates won't kill me... now how to program it...



no! i don't need help... it's obvious... that i have it... or will get it soon... whatever.



and now for my photo tour! welcome to 1704 denton, tx!



k-hox said:

we should hang our leashes next to eachother.

mengtar said:

okay.

k-hox said:

you know, because that would just be cute.



later we made soup together and hung my paintings.




ari, some days you are more work than pleasure.




twu called me...

twu said:

mengtar, i'm happy to tell you that we have accepted your application! do you have any questions for me?

mengtar said:

yes... now what? what do i do? whom do i contact?

twu said:

let me give you some contacts. do you have a pen?

mengtar said:

yes... umm... i can grab one... but just so you know, there is a band practicing in my living room...



i was supposed to clean my room for the rest of the photo-tour, but... well... didn't. so this is the end of your tour. i charge you 3 tokens.




shalom, my boisterous friend! you will likely meet an untimely death soon. if ari, doesn't eat you, please don't leave your shell on the wall, it kind of creeps me out...




fire ants? no problem! especially if you have a giant upside down clay pot! sweet, thanks.





ari, we are going on 5am, please show them out.