cartwheel induced leg injuries!





fruit induced finger injuries!



jxsx, welcome to texas! see you soon!

k-hox said:

The academy is... is doing an acoustic show at the house of blues on march 29th. We're buying our tickets 2nite. Wanna come?

mengtar said:

yes. let me know how much and ill get you the money this week.

k-hox said:

Ten bucks. Haha. I'll buy it. Request off work now. I mean, i'll buy it on my debt it card and you can hit me back when you got it.

mengtar said:

love you.

khox said:

Love YOU

mengtar said:

i don't like it when you well. soft voices please. this is my sanctuary... i meant yell.

k-hox said:

I figured it out and i don't like when you tell me what to do.

mengtar said:

THERE! i just gave you a short-term silent treatment... how do you feel now? ... actually i forgot to bring my phone into the jupiter house bathroom. also, yahtzee!

k-hox said:

Haha. Your silences have no affect on me... actually, i'm crying on the inside.

mengtar said:

i'm pretending not to care that i hurt you...

k-hox said:

Tough love. Thats really why you went to the bathroom... so no one would see you cry.

mengtar said:

((i'm sorry))

k-hox said:

I never meant to yell. I just don't know how to express myself around you

mengtar said:

i'll try to be less vocally judgemental. i'll hold in my emotions until i take out all of our relationship issues on the next slut i attach myself to.

k-hox said:

Don't hold it in. You can just express it via sex

mengtar said:

thank god.

also, i was talked into getting a twitter...

soo...

i'm not really sure what that means.

do what you will with that information.

tony romo and i play at the same indoor soccer facility. huh...



cleaning outfit.



extravagant dinner outfit. the difference is in the booty.



why, hello. you must be friends!



an incomplete list of reasons i suck this semester:



quarters at the nx/k-hox residence



justice league



peanut butter jelly time



bad influences

dear mr. whitmore,

we all understand ben is the evil one and you are just selfish. apparently your multi-billion dollars isn't enough. you need a magic island too??! where's my cut?

love, mengtar



p.s. don't stop.

i felt a post-sushi culinary inspiration.



everyone has to make a sacrifice.

((too soon?))

keep guard, my squinty friend.



gifts for moi?



why hello, pretentious!



i found out fryes typically run over a size small. how tragic. but thank you zappos! for no shipping charges! i will see you in another week...

i woke up from a nap and realized that i had slept through my sushi-date with vx. cx and kx were leaving the house for royal east. checked my phone in the car to find yet another sushi offer... dang, kids!





((don't tell k-hox))

ohemgee is that eminem?



pre-makeout rampage that i have yet to recall.



pictured left: drunklor and sleepy.
pictured right: hungoverlor and almost late to work.



yes, bobby, i'll have a medium triple soy mocha. no thanks on the whip cream. you have a great day too.

these gems were found in the rubble of forgotten photos in the brokencameramemorycard.




justice league



friends don't let friends fail ua's.



i'm noticeably over five pounds skinnier in these pictures... fucking shiner and momx's xmas recipe box.




pictured left: drunklor mengtar
pictured right: restraining order in ugly wallpaper shirt


salude, sir!

i spent most of yesterday stimulating the economy with shameless self-indulgences. you're welcome for the jobs.

4-5 business days can't come soon enough!

i returned from class to have these lovelies smiling at me.




why hello, my floral reef!


also, i LOVE my new camera! i stayed up until 5am reading the manual... because i'm awesome.

and now that i've dug up my 512 memory card, i can play with more than 5 pictures at a time!

i'm exhausted and hungry and smelly. i don't even know where to begin prioritizing.



i guess i'll practice my boggle.

there's an old man that i regularly chatitupwith at jupiter house that writes sex novels and makes leather jewelry. he just talked me through my entire speech on universal healthcare.

minnesotaax made me the titlepage to my powerpoint:

maybe this semester will be a success.

oh no! the cute guy that caught me staring at him 6 times in 45 seconds is here! and he's sitting two rows in front of me again!

((don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook))

an incomplete list of mistakes i made making banana bread:

forgot to buy chocolate chips. replaced with cinnamon. meh.

doubled the amount of bananas thinking it wouldn't make a difference. guess it does.

while waiting for the entire interior of banana mush to solidify, i forgot it was still in the oven... fucking adult swim...

filled up on sandwiches beforehand, no room for burned/mushy banana bread.

also, i was supposed to be studying and writing a rough draft.

i assumed the waterheaterfixer would be here in the morning and that the shower would be working fineanddandy when i returned from my run.

i was wrong.

my awesome day:

attempted the shortcut to school and got stuck behind a schoolbus. ((move back three spaces))

naivity isnt' a word... but i used it eight times in the paper i turned in today. ((lose a turn))

i'm having difficulties sitting in class for more than ten minutes. i think i'll bring an atlas next week so i have something to look at. i'll plan extravagant road trips to everyone's house.

i let the jupiter house barista talk me into veggie cream cheese instead of sundried tomato cream cheese for my onion bagel... it tastes like cole slaw

but he's wearing a floral apron. i can't complain.

if i'm jupiter house AND being productive, i like listening to bolero on repeat...

((heart)) jeff queen

i drove past your old apartment and had a cigarette in the stairwell. ((i miss you))



ONE YEAR AGO TODAY... ((give me a hug)) :-(


my state of mind mixes hangover and disbelief.

rest in peace, kyle turner.






((love and miss you))

tonight i bid adieu to the most amazing beard i will ever encounter...

((clarification: the beard is on a boy. not on me))

i got my tax rebate. tomorrow is camera day. i hope this insomnia subsides or keeps up so i can thoroughly enjoy it.

also, for lunch i had 4 beers and a lunchable.