UGH!! i am completely unprepared for today. apparently staying up drinking and playing pingpong doesn't write your papers for you. whatever, teacherx, you don't GET ME!!!!

luckily, i'm going to vegas to win it big. i'm going to buy 51 per cent of denton and change my last name to denton and get buried on the square next to john b. denton and donate my yacht to the city to be put on display inside the courthouse. did you know you can do that? if you win it big enough?

((i will))

also, i am now accepting donations to be gambled away. so if you would like to ride on my prize-yacht, you better act now.