UGH!! i am completely unprepared for today. apparently staying up drinking and playing pingpong doesn't write your papers for you. whatever, teacherx, you don't GET ME!!!!

luckily, i'm going to vegas to win it big. i'm going to buy 51 per cent of denton and change my last name to denton and get buried on the square next to john b. denton and donate my yacht to the city to be put on display inside the courthouse. did you know you can do that? if you win it big enough?

((i will))

also, i am now accepting donations to be gambled away. so if you would like to ride on my prize-yacht, you better act now.

i don't see what the big deal is.



woody, LOOK OUT!



this happens to me every day.

i got a B!

mengtar, don't freak out. you have a paper due and an exam tomorrow on things you know nothing about. don't freak out.



i think i'm trying to touch my eyeball. i thought it was a good field-sobriety test... you know... for agility...

iowa? seriously? i mean, congrats... but really? iowa?



i got a text from cx this evening.

cx said:

so we are at a random party and some guy tried to talk to me. I scanned the room for a way out when he introduced himself and i said "uh... what?" i'm so awkward.



awkward would have been if you then realized you had slept with him prior and it was so bad that you kicked him out of your house half way through so you could pass out in peace... true story.



yep. cue eating disorder until vegas.



momx is right. i'm basically adorable in hats... at all times.



i finally returned mo-x's entourage dvds ((quality)) after not speaking with him for several weeks. he wastedly attempted to lure me upstairs. not falling for it. then he reverted to his old ways of yelling about how strong his feelings are for me and calling me dude 80 times a minute as if that was even possible because "whatever, dude, you're too vindictive to be with a colored man anyway!" i'm not even sure what that means.



his super lives next door. he met up with me in the parking lot to make sure i was okay. i laughed and we had a cigarette.



baseball season is coming, kids... every fan counts!

the help-mengtar-with-her-math party was a SUCCESS! mAx and c-los know how to do my math and ccx makes great drinks. i remain on standby and ask dumb questions. at least we all know our roles.



i didn't contribute much.



is it vegas yet?

saw everyone in the world at the dog park. too anxious to photograph.

the harry potter looking guy that always wears scarves to lou's is at jupiter house. we're pretending we don't know eachother. i hope he doesn't show up to mAx's help-mengtar-with-her-math party later.



table at og said:

you're like a hot mess.

mengtar said:

like dirty sexy? or like when you shit your bed sheets?



how precious, they don't even know color.