i went to sack-n-save in hopes of finding some cheap homework dinner. $.30 shell pasta. $1.50 blue bell ice cream pints. $2.25 easy cheese. $2.50 club crackers. $$5.70 bottles of yellow tail. but six fucking dollars for a tombstone pizza?!? you're lucky digiorno was on sale.
if you didn't vote, i'm not going to your barbecue. i'm not sorry.
i want to be a jerk-journalist. i have no experience or credentials. offer me a job.
last night i was too busy analyzing the shittiness ratio of my hair... the texture quality, length, shine and reflectivity, style, height, cowlick control, and proper bang separation so i don't look like lloyd christmas... i didn't even notice the massive abyss of bags under my eyes. take a fucking nap, loser!
if we can't have our first female president, we will have our first female hologram.
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