also, there is this.



tambien, hay esto.

let's welcome me back with a concert analysis.



tonight was a kill for the kingdom show. if you remember the homeboy, you remember a lot. too much. you have a hit on you as we speak. you will be tracked down be an angry woman in a new ((to her)) bicicleta.





step one: welcome me back.

step two: concert analysis.

BAND #1: THE DESCENDANTS



i think the drummer for the descendants is a mediocre musician so far but might be naked... it's more comfortable for everyone that way.

guitarist wears berkenstocks, bassist shined his dress shoes, drummer is naked, texas metal at its second best.

the lead singer violently threw his water bottle to the stage floor. this song means business. wait... are those PAisTe cymbals?

i was sooo over these guys before they even began.

i want to pat them each on the head and send them back to the garage they came from.

"do you guys want more?" 3/50 said yes. it was a girl-haired dictatorship. put your scrunchies back in and get off stage.

BAND #2: SILVER TONGUE DEVIL




singer: starts with an epic monologue holding a staff and wearing gauntlets. welcome to Metal. Capital M.

guitar 1: camouflage shorts and a UNT accounting fraternity t-shirt.

guitar 2: camouflage pants.

sound check: decent. it starts.

((i hope my boyfriend doesn't own camouflage pants...))

if the tongue moves as fast as your drummer's singles, you must have happy ladies... despite the camouflage pants.

"if you don't like what you've heard, YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DONGS IN HEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!"

BAND #3: KILL FOR THE KINGDOM

have i told you that i love you?






this is why i can only go to sooo many metal shows...

((love everyone))