dear mr. whitmore,
we all understand ben is the evil one and you are just selfish. apparently your multi-billion dollars isn't enough. you need a magic island too??! where's my cut?
love, mengtar
p.s. don't stop.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Thursday, February 26, 2009
keep guard, my squinty friend.
gifts for moi?
why hello, pretentious!
i found out fryes typically run over a size small. how tragic. but thank you zappos! for no shipping charges! i will see you in another week...
i woke up from a nap and realized that i had slept through my sushi-date with vx. cx and kx were leaving the house for royal east. checked my phone in the car to find yet another sushi offer... dang, kids!
((don't tell k-hox))
gifts for moi?
why hello, pretentious!
i found out fryes typically run over a size small. how tragic. but thank you zappos! for no shipping charges! i will see you in another week...
i woke up from a nap and realized that i had slept through my sushi-date with vx. cx and kx were leaving the house for royal east. checked my phone in the car to find yet another sushi offer... dang, kids!
((don't tell k-hox))
ohemgee is that eminem?
pre-makeout rampage that i have yet to recall.
pictured left: drunklor and sleepy.
pictured right: hungoverlor and almost late to work.
yes, bobby, i'll have a medium triple soy mocha. no thanks on the whip cream. you have a great day too.
pre-makeout rampage that i have yet to recall.
pictured left: drunklor and sleepy.
pictured right: hungoverlor and almost late to work.
yes, bobby, i'll have a medium triple soy mocha. no thanks on the whip cream. you have a great day too.
Labels:
bob dylan,
boiler room,
drunklor,
dx,
jupiter house
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
these gems were found in the rubble of forgotten photos in the brokencameramemorycard.
justice league
friends don't let friends fail ua's.
i'm noticeably over five pounds skinnier in these pictures... fucking shiner and momx's xmas recipe box.
pictured left: drunklor mengtar
pictured right: restraining order in ugly wallpaper shirt
salude, sir!
justice league
friends don't let friends fail ua's.
i'm noticeably over five pounds skinnier in these pictures... fucking shiner and momx's xmas recipe box.
pictured left: drunklor mengtar
pictured right: restraining order in ugly wallpaper shirt
salude, sir!
Labels:
camera,
do not pass go,
mAx,
shelby,
worse half of j and l
i spent most of yesterday stimulating the economy with shameless self-indulgences. you're welcome for the jobs.
4-5 business days can't come soon enough!
i returned from class to have these lovelies smiling at me.
why hello, my floral reef!
also, i LOVE my new camera! i stayed up until 5am reading the manual... because i'm awesome.
and now that i've dug up my 512 memory card, i can play with more than 5 pictures at a time!
4-5 business days can't come soon enough!
i returned from class to have these lovelies smiling at me.
why hello, my floral reef!
also, i LOVE my new camera! i stayed up until 5am reading the manual... because i'm awesome.
and now that i've dug up my 512 memory card, i can play with more than 5 pictures at a time!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
oh no! the cute guy that caught me staring at him 6 times in 45 seconds is here! and he's sitting two rows in front of me again!
((don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook))
((don'tlookdon'tlookdon'tlook))
an incomplete list of mistakes i made making banana bread:
forgot to buy chocolate chips. replaced with cinnamon. meh.
doubled the amount of bananas thinking it wouldn't make a difference. guess it does.
while waiting for the entire interior of banana mush to solidify, i forgot it was still in the oven... fucking adult swim...
filled up on sandwiches beforehand, no room for burned/mushy banana bread.
also, i was supposed to be studying and writing a rough draft.
forgot to buy chocolate chips. replaced with cinnamon. meh.
doubled the amount of bananas thinking it wouldn't make a difference. guess it does.
while waiting for the entire interior of banana mush to solidify, i forgot it was still in the oven... fucking adult swim...
filled up on sandwiches beforehand, no room for burned/mushy banana bread.
also, i was supposed to be studying and writing a rough draft.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
my awesome day:
attempted the shortcut to school and got stuck behind a schoolbus. ((move back three spaces))
naivity isnt' a word... but i used it eight times in the paper i turned in today. ((lose a turn))
i'm having difficulties sitting in class for more than ten minutes. i think i'll bring an atlas next week so i have something to look at. i'll plan extravagant road trips to everyone's house.
attempted the shortcut to school and got stuck behind a schoolbus. ((move back three spaces))
naivity isnt' a word... but i used it eight times in the paper i turned in today. ((lose a turn))
i'm having difficulties sitting in class for more than ten minutes. i think i'll bring an atlas next week so i have something to look at. i'll plan extravagant road trips to everyone's house.
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
Thursday, February 05, 2009
i hate HATE when i step outside to enjoy a cigarette and there are people standing obnoxiously close having annoying conversation. just make out already so i don't have to hear your mentally-handicapped giggles and snorts.
why can't i just run everyone's life according to my own terms?
((because everyone would be a stuttering, alcoholic, unshowered mess. that's why))
update: the guy that turned around to see me staring at him six times looked back at my computernotebookeverything-sprawl after packing up... i imagined him being disappointed that i wasn't there... but then he watched me outside for thirty seconds while i pretended not to notice...
why can't i just run everyone's life according to my own terms?
((because everyone would be a stuttering, alcoholic, unshowered mess. that's why))
update: the guy that turned around to see me staring at him six times looked back at my computernotebookeverything-sprawl after packing up... i imagined him being disappointed that i wasn't there... but then he watched me outside for thirty seconds while i pretended not to notice...
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
i just got busted staring at a cute boy at the coffee shop... he turned around about eighty times, and i had to raise my eyes each time he looked forward... he caught me about 6 times in 45 seconds. maybe i should put my hood up and sunglasses on and pretend i have an accent and also i'm a completely different person...
totally believable.
totally believable.
homeboy said:
i'm put off by him also... and i don't even have the book i really need to be working on. fuck i suck at this.
mengtar said:
see! i told you! it's not that he talks to you.. i think he's trying to make up for the reality that he's really more awkward than i am. that's what i tell myself.
homeboy said:
all day long.
mengtar said:
what a wondrous fantasy i create for myself... but THAT is what will make me a great fiction writer. i will believe it all to be true as i already do.
homeboy said:
what are you waiting for?
mengtar said:
to believe what i just said is exactly true.
i'm put off by him also... and i don't even have the book i really need to be working on. fuck i suck at this.
mengtar said:
see! i told you! it's not that he talks to you.. i think he's trying to make up for the reality that he's really more awkward than i am. that's what i tell myself.
homeboy said:
all day long.
mengtar said:
what a wondrous fantasy i create for myself... but THAT is what will make me a great fiction writer. i will believe it all to be true as i already do.
homeboy said:
what are you waiting for?
mengtar said:
to believe what i just said is exactly true.
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