You have my prayers and best wishes in your turn from sin toward the light of god. However, your desire to be grotesquely thin is disheartening. Jesus loves you any way you are, and He sees your beauty always. May this remain in your head throughout your sobriety and weight-loss ventures. --anonymous

dear jan,
uhh... thanks? and i think it's time that you start takinig nothing i say seriously and pray for your children that are about to come out of the closet in rebellion of their overly-religious upbringing.
love, mengtar

Hopefully your boobs will stay the same. They're hot. --anonymous

dear anonymous,
yes.
love, mengtar

Was that first post by your former pro-jesus coworker from Rice? I can't remember the name of the restaurant or her name right now... Rick's Cafe? Keiths Kettle? Jan? --sisterx

dear sisterx,
because i don't know anyone else that actually talks like that, i have no choice but to believe that, yes, jan from the twin pines family restaurant in rice, minnesota has infiltrated my blog. oh, how i miss the days of her praying for me and how i would then insult her and how she would then take a break in the walk-in cooler and cry.
love, mengtar

I'll smoke and drink for you. --anonymous

dear anonymous,
your support is greatly appreciated. be sure to come back and tell me all of your stories and rub in my face how amazing of a time you are having and how your blog is flourishing with drunken stories as mine drops to single-digit hits daily and then one day invite me out to hang with you and watch you smoke and drink and i will knife your palms like jack bauer.
love, mengtar