welcome to boredom marathon 2008.

mr. clean magic erasers are black magic. no other way it could be that good. but scrubbing bubbles still reign superior when it comes to shower grime. ew...

i mean... err... my body emits daisies and i have no use for a shower. whatever.

i got my new license plate registration stickers in the mail and was going to take a picture of me posing and maybe flashing gang signs, but then the neighbor let his crotch spawn out to ride bikes in the driveway. what a dick.

productivity and rum consumption are inversely related. i would have argued differently based on the rum as motivation factor. apparently not so.

i almost forgot. i went to jupiter house before an am shift and this girl that i don't know was sass-central. also, it is important to know that i am incapable of thinking about the things i say this early in the morning. again also, it is also important to understand the flow of the conversation. sassy girl's comments are spoken slowly... with sass... and mine are quick, sharp and spoken immediately after her statements. there are pauses after mine before she starts again.

mengtar said:

can i get a medium soy mocha?

sassy girl said:

soy?

mengtar said:

yes.

sassy girl said:

((disgusted sigh)) you know that costs extra, right?

mengtar said:

don't get cocky.

wow... all that lead, i bet you thought it was going to be a great conversation. i'm over it.