Sunday, May 04, 2008

sometimes i feel that my blog is actually like i'm writing for a magazine, but the only segment i get is the embarassing stories part of TEEN magazine... and all of the stories are mine... and you're going to rank them on a 5-point star scale system depending on whether or not the situation was mortifying or just awkward.



((don't ask))




we have recently obtained yet ANOTHER new roommate! bx, welcome to my blog. last night cx and her sister were trying to work the dvd player to watch friends, but were using the remote for the vcr that bx has recently contributed.




apparently bx forgot to remove his pornography labeled "dci summer music games" from the vcr before setting it up in our living room. we giggled and watched part of it before he got home. ((side note: there was also a segment where he recorded smallville OVER the porn. he should really be analyzing his priorities here))

yes, i called him out on it.




and now for your baseball update that you never cared about hearing:

the twins are cleaning house with sweeps against the chisox and detroit ((fuck yes)) and are securing their number one spot in the alcd and tied for fourth in all of the american league.




homeboy's mom teaches bellydancing and today they had a halfla ((recital)) at an abandoned missile base in denton. it was built to protect the dfw area from russian attacks during the cold war. ((yes, we researched it))

wow.

i want to live on an abandoned cold war missile base.

i'm a loser and forgot my camera, but will be stealing some kickin pictures from homeboy's camera in a few days ((please))

i fed my frogs and they have yet to find two of the crickets and they won't shutup about it. irritating5000.

the og scheduled me 2 days off in a row! i don't know what i'm going to do with myself, especially because everyone's going to be preparing for finals. maybe i'll finally get around to watching i'm not there ((courtesy of the worse half of j and l)) and i'll watch it 8 times and work on memorizing all of it. i think that would be for the best.



((down another 5 lbs. and one week non-smoking... bballa))

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