red dwarf equals effing hilarious.

i start my og togo training this week!

i got a mad splinter and i tried to pull it out and just broke off the end that was sticking out. great.

i woke up this morning with a no-longer-bleeding vagina and ready to jump a certain homeboy. but in his ever-so-snail-like wake-up, he realized it was 11 and was supposed to be working. biggest. disappointment. ever.

but then i got to sleep an extra hour and wake up to homeboy'smom'sx fresh blueberry muffins. fuck. yes.

i toast, therefore i am.