on my way to work this morning, i got a telephone call from homeboy. now, homeboy and i only speak over the phone when things are incredibly important or if the point is to wake me up...

homeboy said:

what are you doing?

mengtar said:

i'm on my way to work.

homeboy said:

well, hallmark is having a sidewalk sale.

mengtar thought:

i'm sleeping with a guy that shops at hallmark?

homeboy said:

and they are selling scarves for a dollar!

mengtar said:

oh, i LOVE scarves! but i have to work! oh no!

homeboy said:

so when i go on my break, should i buy you a scarf?

!!((EDIT: so when i go on break, i will buy you a scarf))!!

mengtar said:

yes! yes! you should!

homeboy said:

but i don't know what kind or colors you like!

mengtar said:

then buy me two, they're only a dollar!


i got three new scarves today... he's worth keeping around sometimes.

homeboy works at a pizza place south of denton, and on occasion, i will pay him a visit and drink some beer and eat some pizza and then get in the way while he cleans after his shift. though it was planned, that did not happen today.

i passed the fuck out after work because my uterus was exploding and woke up around 9 or whatever and told him i couldn't make it... but he offered to bring me pizza and a mocha shake with peanut butter... ((best period drink ever))

i think all of my friends should be super overly nice every month and bring me scarves and pizzas and such. i would hang out with other people more often, i think.