drunken mengtar's don't do well under stressful situations.

but somehow i managed to drive homeboy back to my place, carry him inside, make him a bed of easily washable blankets in the only tiled bathroom, and bribe him into taking off his clothes so they could be washed without getting puke on any carpet, any of my articles of clothing or inside my car.

just a bunch in the neighbors yard. and all over my toilet. and all over his own clothing. maybe some on the outside of my car too. easy.

he's lucky he's cute.