mengtar's coolness 1001:

don't blend in, but act as if you do.

speak spanish.

be hyperly unaware of how fucking amazing and mysterious you are.

carry a flask.

keep a steak knife tucked away in your sock.

have blood stains on at least one article of clothing.

carry oranges.

wear hi-top sneakers and jogging pants.

have some sort of albino housepet.

quote your grandfather regularly.

make abstract observations about your surroundings.

tell people you're too busy to talk to them, but then retreat into a corner and write things down, then leave.

fall down stairs with a full beer in your hand.

if you leave, return wearing something different and three germans at your side who don't speak english.

only apologize for apologizing and being awesome.

have a knit sweater with your name stitched into it.

have your own name tattooed in a heart on your arm.

if someone says they are hungry go get them a bag of chips out of nowhere, but then eat the entire bag in front of them and toss them without looking.

order whiskey straight up. put in your own ice cubes.

don't hold your drinks. place it on the bar like it's a burden.

hold a big plant.

write notes on peices of paper and bury them or hide them.