caught the crashsight cd release show on friday. it turned out pretty baller. it was pretty cool seeing d'amato and a couple of the old work people... and creepy hx that wanted to get me in a threeway with his gay roommate... if you recall, bx said he has two mommies.

photos will be shared post photo-shopping because i couldn't remember how to change my camera settings for shitty show-lighting. balls.

also, i saw this girl that was decently unattractive wearing an ugly tent-dress get her crotch grabbed by an even more unattractive dude. i threw up a little in my mouth. save it for your cheeto-stained living room sofa, please.

the minute homeboy left my side, some dock-worker fresh from the fish market asked if he was my boyfriend. my eyes grew to ultra-panic-size and i said yes and turned away quickly... whew... one more conversation i will never have to have.

i made a peach smoothie for breakfast because i'm out of raspberries and i don't think strawberries and peaches would mesh well and i didn't want to open a new container of raspberry yogurt.

i really like shitty music today.

i went to the wing pit xmas party last night. ate some kickin chinese in lewisville. then went bowling. i turkeyed the first game and didn't even break 100 in the second. balls to that.

there was a girl at the bowling alley wearing the same tent dress as the girl whose crotch was diddled at the curtain club, but she was under 200 lbs. and asian, and i've already accepted that asians can wear whatever the fuck they want and it will be okay...

also, when picking out my clothes, i like to pretend that i'm asian.

my bff left me some crazy-kid voicemail last night. wow. and the little miss desperate award goes to...