because of superbonbon's jerkface comment i ran this morning. i was planning on eating absolutely horribly all week and gaining a million pounds and then requitting smoking post-birthday and running... but this means war...

could have been cool, but my camera sucks and i didn't get to approve it. fuck. homeboy, we have to recreate this with your camera of goodness instead of my camera of blurry nightshots before they take down the minibridge of all things adorable.



two days ago i had a dream that sisterx had worms and i was scared that i had them. i knew what kind they were in my dream, but i can't remember the name. i remember they come from eating undercooked pork and it's the kind that gets into your muscles and is all coiled up ((not the heart kind or the super-ultra gross one that hatches in your lungs and then you cough it up and swallow it and it spends the rest of it's life in your digestive track until it's time to lay its eggs again and then it eats through your stomach and into your lungs and lays it's eggs and then crawls back into your stomach and doesn't stop growing until one of you dies. that's legit. ew.)) anyway, it starts with a 'p' or a 't'. i'm pretty sure it's the 't'.

later that night best friend and i finished the commuter crossword puzzle at work. first word of the puzzle, 4 down, segmented worms, eight letters. ANNELIDS. damn, i'm good.

i came home to find these little guys hanging out in my window. cuteness5000. but i bet they have mites.





i had tiramisu for breakfast. then i went running. i'm lactose intolerant and wanted to throw up. now that i've settled a bit, i kind of just have to poop.

i went to texas 8ball the other night to shoot some pool with jx. we played for shots and i won 2 of 3. the original ax was there ((along with everyone else i've ever met in texas ever)) and greeted me with, "hey, sugar, good to see you. have you lost weight?" and then i decided that everyone should say that every time they see me and then buy me shots of jameson later. work on that.

yesterday was earth day. what did i do for earth day... around 11.45p i made an atm bank deposit and i chose the "no receipt" option. yay earth!

i'm working on incorporating barrettes into my hair-accessory rotation. it's proving to be more difficult than i thought because i don't know how to style my hair and i only own one barrette that i found on the floor at work. le sigh.

after my 13-hour shift yesterday, i took the longest and most amazing shower that i've probably ever taken ever. even after running, i think this is the cleanest i've been in about 5 years. i shampooed twice.

i don't work until noon, which means i'm probably going to be working on the patio which means that i will either be sent home or be really crabby the rest of the day. i hate the patio.