i've been home for twenty minutes and have already pooped and peed TWICE!

and we're not talking about that trickle-peeing like when you have a urinary tract infection... these have been healthy-portioned bowel movements.

UGH! every period is like i'm 14 all over again.

but i have to run so i have time to eat and shower and then drink an import and then get some close-encounters with titties and possibly some venereal diseases with the boys.

SWEET!