welcome to chicago, home of shitty baseball and the sisterx!




((nice entrance, fatty))

silly southerners unaccustomed to the frigid temperatures... thanks lx...



((sorry, homeboy))



i was rushed off the plane still buzzed from the night before and decided that we better start drinking before the lunch crowds hit... ((11:30am))



nice sweater vest, lx. i heart sears.




i seemed to be a rhinocerous, and no one remembers why.




hummm.... efff.... lx and i are in tune.




it looks like we're having a conversation.



we took the hermit crab on a walk, but forgot to bring really small baggies...






oh-em-gee!! he just whispered a prophecy!




it must be destroooyeddd!!!





bell peppers look like cartoons.




pumpkin pie samples. ooo baby



a turkey offended my sister today.




((lx isn't funny either))