Sunday, January 11, 2009

i'm so ashamed. today i lied to dadx. right after he paid for this semesters tuition. ((thanks, dadx)) but when he asked me what i wanted to do when i grew up... i gave him the mundane. you know, the truth. the shitty job i'll have and hate for the majority of my pathetic little life...

when what i really want to do...

is be JACK BAUER!



i mean, today he found out that the antagonist-o-the-day is his old partner from CTU!

wait... there's more...



his old partner was actually shot and killed just prior to jack being kidnapped and held for 8 years in a chinese prison!



and now he has kidnapped a computer genius to hack into the government computer system ((apparently the right contraption built by ONE mega-computer-genuis in about twenty minutes can actually serve as a masterkey to the entire US government and all of its agencies))to crash planes and contaminate water supplies!



why, tony almeida? why??!!



also, has anyone else noticed how he's slowly turning more and more into macgyver? you know, without the anti-guns and violence? he made his own silencer to shoot out a security camera!



also, he totally near-point-blank snipered a court-guard in a time to kill. fucking klansmen. oh, kiefer, what CAN'T you do?!

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