i would have given you all the super secret recipe of my momx's mac-n-cheese-n-hotdogs, but kx is being a beeeeotch!

he waltzed in after student teaching and asked what we were making him for dinner.

nothing, obvs.

but then he noticed that i was sharing my food with cx...

but he doesn't share his cookies OR his made-from-scratch pizzas with me out of his fancy new everything-made-from-scratch pizza cookbook... BURN! no mac-n-cheese-n-hotdogs for you. NONE. UH!

two hours ago i realized that my saturday public speaking class starts tomorrow... so i started drinking earlier. smart move.

finish off this shiraz before eleven and i will be jetset for my 9am!