i have never worked a drive-thru in my life. in fact, i have never even driven through starbucks drive-thru in my life. my personal philosophy is if i don't have the time to shift my car into park and walk inside to buy a $2 cup of coffee, i really just don't need coffee. it kind of cheapens the whole experience anyway. The whole romanticism of a good cup of coffee is lost when you contrast it with suburban moms throwing all their little crotch spawn into the minivan and driving them through the starbucks so they can't run amok in the cafe. why even put on pants? starbucks has a drive-thru now!

also it doesn't help that the latest trend of the retarded kids everywhere is to play "fire in the hole". basically you borrow daddy's bmw and order a drink from a drive-thru and then throw it back at the worker and shout "fire in the hole" as you drive off. then you upload the video to youtube. inspired, i know. if you have ever worked retail, food service, or fast-food in your life, then this will make you cringe.



if you raised any of these crotch spawn, you failed as a parent; and when the myspace generation starts having kids, we are so fucked.