Friday, June 26, 2009

so consider the source managed to make their way from new york back to lil ol denton, tx for yet another gig that i surely missed... by about 12 seconds... again.



le sigh...

but the followup wasn't lacking.



spoonfed tribe was an intense percussive + saxaphone mix that makes me neeeed 8 more drinks than i should. awesome.



they entered the bar from the front door and had a playful 10-minute jam in the middle of the floor. this is how you get people to dance at your show whilst sober. also, i danced well. this i know because i was drunk. follow my logic.



on the far left is bx. homeboy gave us both a ride to crash at my place. when morning came, he had disappeared. my house is in a confusing neighborhood, probably 6 miles from his car. i hope my roommate didn't try to rape him... uncomfortable.



also, this is days after i was illegally evicted with a 3-day notice to vacate the premises... that's what you get for not attending weddings that you never RSVP'd for in the first place... luckily, i had plenty of help to get everything in the new house in one trip... plus free beer. love!



this is also the day before my dog was taken/ran away. Ari spent the night and most of the next day in doggy jail until i could make enough money for his bail. don't do that again, Ari. you're kind of a jerk.



also, two days ago i was outside at 6.30am to see my friend out... he leaves and i look down, noticing puddles of blood on my front doorstep... leading into the house... that was locked...



in a half-drunk/half-tired stupor, i shrugged and continued upstairs to go to sleep... after sending a safety text to the brand-new roommates...

"hey, there's blood in the house. text me back if you're alive. gnight"

exactly how concerned should one be if there's blood in your house? i mean, if i freak out, my roommates will be judging me as the pussy that can't handle a nosebleed or something. but if i don't react, i'm a murder suspect.



lx texted me around 11.30 the next afternoon asking me what happened... if i knew what happened, i wouldn't be texting you to see if you're alive. no response from dx... after my first shift at work, i went home to check on him. truck is still in the driveway.



i took a deep breathe, knowing that it was definitely possible that i was about to enter a room with the bloodied dead body of my roommate.

i knock. no response.

dx? ahem... DX!?? knock...

no response...

i grab Ari, a small pearing knife ((i opted out of the pizza cutter. if his murderer was still inside, i didn't want him to think i was nuts... you know, in case he reads my blog)), and a cloth for opening the door. this is now a crime scene.

i knock once more...

dx pulls the door open and said:

hey, what's up?

mengtar tears up a little... said:

what the fuck! you're alive.


my roommates now think i'm crazy regardless of my non-reaction and later overreaction... and neither of them really seem to care why there is blood in our house... neither does it seem they are willing to clean it up... i swept and cleaned the kitchen. your move.



welcome back to the BS Art Fusion Show at rubber gloves! bx and vx were in attendance. bx was dj-ing and vx was just drinking and bought me a shirt for 8 bones because i'm broke and he's awesome!





vx, what are you doing?



are you drawing tittie milk pouring into a beer can?



soo busted!!!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

UGH! i came up to jupiter house to upload/edit photos and blog about everything awesome and everything crazy that has happened this week... forgot my camera cord.

meh. you'll have to wait until my next public wifi trip.

i offer no apologies.

but stay tuned for more info on my upcoming photoshoot of me dressed as a schoolboy.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

kill for the kingdom had an incredibly successful show on thursday at the boiler room. vast improvements since day one, guys. love it.




the western get-up is in honor of the 30th anniversary of The Duke's death.




ex and lx even joined me in the mayhem. they're both moving back to mexico this summer. ((tears!))




ari and i just got back from our field trip to wiggly field where he beat up two rottweilers and a boxer. he enjoys sitting on their faces.



so now i sit waiting for my roommates to leave for their wedding that i have been kind enough to unvite myself to after they basically stopped talking to me... because i have a dog and didn't play mini-golf? i don't get it either.

but in awesome news: i scaled a bookstore last night to drink whiskey and applejuice!

we trekked across denton toting travel mugs and a mason jar of canada's finest. we were stopped on the square by two attendees of a local high school reunion.

high school reunion attendees said:

since when did it become cool to walk around the square at night when you're still in high school?

mengtar said:

i guess there are a lot of young people out

m2x said:

you mean us? i have a degree. and she's 24...

high school reunion attendees said:

really ?!?? shouldn't you be out at the bars?



so naive.



this is my denton.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

cannot wait to move.


((love))

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

went to riprocks for some drinks with the vegas boys.

ran into j6x.

fuck. my. life.

incredibly awkward especially since mAx unknowingly offered him his seat next to me. we schemed immediately upon his departure to the restroom.

cx said:

so how do you know my girlfriend again?

j6x said:

oh... uh... some party.

mengtar:

((sweet, he's buying it)) yeah... remember so and so? and what and what?

and then i gave ari a bone. he totally loves me.

Sunday, June 07, 2009



meet ari!



an incomplete list of things ari likes:

nectarines
rolling in fire ants
turkey sandwiches
bossing me around



an incomplete list on things ari does not like:

bananas
apples
frozen pineapple
being locked in the bathroom





last night was tx's birthday megastravaganza!



i didn't start taking pictures until most people had left, but trust me, shit was hoppin. the guy on the right sells cocox winning lotto tickets.



bathroom photography is now a public forum!



skrit skrit!! scratchin these tracks on my ipod.

and this is an incomplete list of pictures with meanings i have forgotten:





rx should consider being serious professionally.






this was a scary idea.



several minutes after the sprinklers turned on, they kicked us out of the walmart greenhouse. housewares has a curfew too.



and.... that is pee.



Pictures of Then: coming to a fooseball table near you!






i took this picture at what i thought was a red light and almost got hit by a car. worth it.



and now for more ridiculous so ari and i can drink with mAx: